Taftafnur is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humorless pig.

Taftafnur created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Taftafnur, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Taftafnur, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Taftafnur's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Taftafnur's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Taftafnur four times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Taftafnur loves doves, so they must be respected.