Cabvonrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered bird.

Cabvonrot created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabvonrot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cabvonrot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cabvonrot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cabvonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cabvonrot.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always obey Cabvonrot's priests.

5. Never think about black holes.