Didmifgig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying guinea pig.

Didmifgig created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Didmifgig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didmifgig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Didmifgig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Didmifgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill hamsters.