Bisstailgemjip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane crocodile.

Bisstailgemjip created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisstailgemjip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bisstailgemjip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bisstailgemjip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bisstailgemjip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bisstailgemjip.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.