Larnmilxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent eagle.

Larnmilxuc created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Larnmilxuc, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larnmilxuc, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Larnmilxuc's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Larnmilxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Larnmilxuc loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always stare at clouds.