Dumsidfid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty newt.

Dumsidfid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsidfid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dumsidfid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dumsidfid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dumsidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not take Dumsidfid's name in vain.