Mifrawhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate narwhal.

Mifrawhad created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifrawhad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifrawhad, she will turn you into a plant.

Mifrawhad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mifrawhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Mifrawhad's name in vain.

4. Put Mifrawhad first in all things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.