Gubjenbid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic hare.

Gubjenbid created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gubjenbid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gubjenbid, he will turn you into a rat.

Gubjenbid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gubjenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Never think about stars.