Jenkikfomjat Logingstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive raccoon.

Jenkikfomjat Logingstrag created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenkikfomjat Logingstrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jenkikfomjat Logingstrag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jenkikfomjat Logingstrag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jenkikfomjat Logingstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help snails.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about cherries.