Sigkamgam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced frog.

Sigkamgam created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigkamgam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigkamgam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sigkamgam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sigkamgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if nine dogs approach from the west.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Sigkamgam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not make images of living things.