Arpgadvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic skunk.

Arpgadvil created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgadvil, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arpgadvil, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Arpgadvil's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Arpgadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Arpgadvil six times a day.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.