Xenhasrigpindamshavdapstig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fussy raccoon.

Xenhasrigpindamshavdapstig created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhasrigpindamshavdapstig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xenhasrigpindamshavdapstig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xenhasrigpindamshavdapstig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xenhasrigpindamshavdapstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the south.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention geese.