Lopsidnat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable gerbil.

Lopsidnat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lopsidnat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lopsidnat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Lopsidnat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lopsidnat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lopsidnat.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.