Pangbomyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, smart walrus.

Pangbomyart created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Pangbomyart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pangbomyart, she will think nothing of it.

Pangbomyart's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pangbomyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.