Disskemfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart giraffe.

Disskemfeb created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Disskemfeb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Disskemfeb, he will turn you into a rock.

Disskemfeb's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Disskemfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Disskemfeb on top of important buildings.