Ruttmotbam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy butterfly.

Ruttmotbam created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmotbam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruttmotbam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ruttmotbam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ruttmotbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.