Doglabvenhon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet frog.

Doglabvenhon created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doglabvenhon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Doglabvenhon, she will remove you from existence.

Doglabvenhon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Doglabvenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.