Vidmigbep Sabhogsand is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful crab.

Vidmigbep Sabhogsand created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidmigbep Sabhogsand, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vidmigbep Sabhogsand, he will turn you into a frog.

Vidmigbep Sabhogsand's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vidmigbep Sabhogsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Pray towards the west.