Kadbodbestlid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional butterfly.

Kadbodbestlid created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadbodbestlid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kadbodbestlid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kadbodbestlid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kadbodbestlid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kadbodbestlid on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.