Stigvilfid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unfair dryad.

Stigvilfid created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigvilfid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigvilfid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stigvilfid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Stigvilfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Never eat bark.