Minhunarm is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sage chinchilla.

Minhunarm created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minhunarm, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Minhunarm, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Minhunarm's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Minhunarm's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Minhunarm six times a day.

2. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Minhunarm on top of all buildings.