Wegwodyart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate seal.

Wegwodyart created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegwodyart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegwodyart, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wegwodyart's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wegwodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Hide if six great tits approach from the west.

3. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.