Stragsandgad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless gerbil.

Stragsandgad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsandgad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragsandgad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stragsandgad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Stragsandgad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear pink corsets.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Stragsandgad loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.