Madhubyart is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating dragon.

Madhubyart created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Madhubyart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Madhubyart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Madhubyart's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Madhubyart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.