Yarttancun is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome
goblin.
Yarttancun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarttancun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yarttancun, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Yarttancun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Yarttancun's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
2. Do not wear silver on your body.
3. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Yarttancun loves geese, so they must be honoured.