Cimlatnib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, slow crane.

Cimlatnib created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimlatnib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cimlatnib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cimlatnib's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cimlatnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Never wear cyan boots.