Huggidquamcatben is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing squirrel.

Huggidquamcatben created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huggidquamcatben, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Huggidquamcatben, she will turn you into a worm.

Huggidquamcatben's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Huggidquamcatben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.