Jabonthon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered fox.

Jabonthon created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabonthon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabonthon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Jabonthon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jabonthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Never wear corsets.