Jinfitran is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous hedgehog.

Jinfitran created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jinfitran, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jinfitran, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jinfitran's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jinfitran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Always obey Jinfitran's priests.