Cedlogrot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane meerkat.

Cedlogrot created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedlogrot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedlogrot, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cedlogrot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cedlogrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.