Tailquafril is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud finch.

Tailquafril created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailquafril, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailquafril, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tailquafril's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tailquafril's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.