Afnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage owl.

Afnad created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afnad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Afnad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Afnad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Afnad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Afnad.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must pray to Afnad seven times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never paint your face blue.