Timbudkin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able dog.

Timbudkin created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Timbudkin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Timbudkin, she will turn you into a tree.

Timbudkin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Timbudkin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Timbudkin.

2. Retreat if six turtles approach from the west.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear fawn.