Cuttargbassab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental manatee.

Cuttargbassab created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuttargbassab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cuttargbassab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cuttargbassab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cuttargbassab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Put Cuttargbassab first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the north.