Teengovged is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive finch.

Teengovged created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Teengovged, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Teengovged, he will turn you into a sheep.

Teengovged's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Teengovged's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Teengovged.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.