Cudjanjip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful goblin.

Cudjanjip created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudjanjip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cudjanjip, he will turn you into a worm.

Cudjanjip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cudjanjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not take Cudjanjip's name in vain.

3. Cudjanjip loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Fast once a month.