Arndutlig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-confident zebra.

Arndutlig created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arndutlig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arndutlig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Arndutlig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Arndutlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.