Dibgepsid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic seal.

Dibgepsid created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibgepsid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dibgepsid, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dibgepsid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dibgepsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never write about black holes.