Nilkonbimgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair shrew.

Nilkonbimgeb created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilkonbimgeb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilkonbimgeb, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nilkonbimgeb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nilkonbimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Nilkonbimgeb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Nilkonbimgeb loves geese, so they must be respected.