Siddabdob is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm wombat.

Siddabdob created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Siddabdob, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Siddabdob, it will be very unhappy.

Siddabdob's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Siddabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Siddabdob.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never wear tights.