Kipbunwod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful manatee.

Kipbunwod created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbunwod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipbunwod, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kipbunwod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kipbunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kipbunwod.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kipbunwod.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away if five frogs approach from the south.