Targfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive porpoise.

Targfet created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targfet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Targfet, it will turn you into a worm.

Targfet's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Targfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Targfet's name in vain.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never sit near capybaras.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targfet.