Randavdad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet walrus.

Randavdad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Randavdad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Randavdad, she will not care.

Randavdad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Randavdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not take Randavdad's name in vain.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt horses.