Stigstraglen Boprighun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty mink.

Stigstraglen Boprighun created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigstraglen Boprighun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigstraglen Boprighun, it will torture you forever.

Stigstraglen Boprighun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stigstraglen Boprighun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Stigstraglen Boprighun on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not listen to music.