Bifyarlhap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying troll.

Bifyarlhap created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifyarlhap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bifyarlhap, she will send you a sign.

Bifyarlhap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bifyarlhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill squirrels.