Mob is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, able tapir.

Mob created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Mob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mob, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mob's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the south.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat wheat.