Nulnegnart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish sheep.

Nulnegnart created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnegnart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nulnegnart, she will turn you into a snail.

Nulnegnart's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nulnegnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Nulnegnart's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help sharks.