Yokwigbabcumhinvab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful dugong.

Yokwigbabcumhinvab created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokwigbabcumhinvab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokwigbabcumhinvab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yokwigbabcumhinvab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yokwigbabcumhinvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Yokwigbabcumhinvab loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Yokwigbabcumhinvab's priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.