Nillflydub Gat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, emotional dog.

Nillflydub Gat created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillflydub Gat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nillflydub Gat, he will turn you into a rat.

Nillflydub Gat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nillflydub Gat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillflydub Gat.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.