Fudgepnad Bassquimdibmit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able deer.

Fudgepnad Bassquimdibmit created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgepnad Bassquimdibmit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudgepnad Bassquimdibmit, he will turn you into a goat.

Fudgepnad Bassquimdibmit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fudgepnad Bassquimdibmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Fudgepnad Bassquimdibmit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.